a thousand and one uses
Well, today I came to own a set of Rock Racing team shoe covers.
At first I thought to myself "Holy crap Sager, you're going to have to figure out when and where you want to use these...".
But then the voice of reason spoke up and said "Sager, you're going to have to figure out when NOT to wear these."
Wednesday is trash day.
This is Portland. If you don't recycle, Rock Racing is going to have to Regulate.
To offset not filling up the landfill, I thought a load or six of laundry would help me feel a little better.
Hard work make Sager angry.
Rock Racing knows how to lounge.
Rock Racing knows how to keep things chill.
The world wide web. Its just a passing phase. Rock Racing knows this.
Rock & Republic makes jeans from denim. Yarn is basically denim.
When Sager drives, he drives fast. Rock Racing keeps extreme dangers at bay and three wheels on the road at all times.
The team color of Rock Racing is green. Rock Racing spells low-impact living and freshness.
It takes more than a handful to satisfy Rock Racing. Rock Racing misses Brad Huff.
Once you've established the baller lifestyle that comes with Rock Racing, its easy to forget that people get up before noon. For those poor tortured souls who aren't privy to this life, keep the RR Special Blend on tap.
When you're on Rock Racing, money means nothing. Its like air. Need more money? Hell no, you never ran out in the first place. Rock Racing is accountable for nothing...and pays for even less.
I like to keep it real. Real clean.
Only because the $100 bills were clogging up the pipes.
At first I thought to myself "Holy crap Sager, you're going to have to figure out when and where you want to use these...".
But then the voice of reason spoke up and said "Sager, you're going to have to figure out when NOT to wear these."
Wednesday is trash day.
This is Portland. If you don't recycle, Rock Racing is going to have to Regulate.
To offset not filling up the landfill, I thought a load or six of laundry would help me feel a little better.
Hard work make Sager angry.
Rock Racing knows how to lounge.
Rock Racing knows how to keep things chill.
The world wide web. Its just a passing phase. Rock Racing knows this.
Rock & Republic makes jeans from denim. Yarn is basically denim.
When Sager drives, he drives fast. Rock Racing keeps extreme dangers at bay and three wheels on the road at all times.
The team color of Rock Racing is green. Rock Racing spells low-impact living and freshness.
It takes more than a handful to satisfy Rock Racing. Rock Racing misses Brad Huff.
Once you've established the baller lifestyle that comes with Rock Racing, its easy to forget that people get up before noon. For those poor tortured souls who aren't privy to this life, keep the RR Special Blend on tap.
When you're on Rock Racing, money means nothing. Its like air. Need more money? Hell no, you never ran out in the first place. Rock Racing is accountable for nothing...and pays for even less.
I like to keep it real. Real clean.
Only because the $100 bills were clogging up the pipes.
posted by jsager at 9:02 PM
16 Comments:
classic.
You're money baby.... money.
Holy crap. I am pretty sure everyone needs to see this.
that was classic. nice work!
hehehe
fucking hilarious.
Perhaps there is a job in Hollywood for you. Screw cycling, you are now the new Marketing Director for Rock Racing. Report to Mr. Ball immediately!
gold, just gold. Who said bike racers spend too much time alone with their thoughts...?
Ian Standford,
Do you realize that you just suggested that Sager get a job? It doesn't matter that it's in Hollywood or as the Marketing Director of Rock Racing - it's still a job.
I can't live vicariously through someone who has a job.
I don't know what you're smoking, but that was hilarious. Mike Ball will be showing up at your door soon - just be ready to duck.
Best Rock Racing content ever! Sager knows best.
Rock and Roll baby!
So many unsanitary uses! Note to self: think twice when getting candy in bulk or grinding beans @ the Whole Foods...
Just the same, loved the pictorial.
Brilliant!!!!!! Very well done.
Sager...that was without a doubt your best photo blog post EVER. And thank you for adding more fears to my already out of control OCD with regard to bulk foods.
This one goes into the Sager Hall of Fame!
Now that Cipo has left Rock Racing, they'll need you to join up and pull double duty...
Lion King/Marketing Guru
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